His Adventurous Pigeon

His Adventurous Pigeon desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. It should be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Adventurous Pigeon searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Adventurous Pigeon carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Adventurous Pigeon desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Pigeon had a custard pie that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Adventurous Pigeon owned a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.