The Jolly Pigeon

The Jolly Pigeon searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was awesome. A painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Pigeon desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Pigeon looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Pigeon desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Pigeon looked for a custard pie that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Pigeon carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.