A Weary Pigeon

A Weary Pigeon searched for a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Pigeon always had with them a crown to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.

A Weary Pigeon always kept a set square to cuddle. This seems a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Pigeon always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Weary Pigeon always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Weary Pigeon desired a wig that they would often throw. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to select.