The Exciting Pigeon

The Exciting Pigeon desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Pigeon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Pigeon always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Exciting Pigeon desperately looked for a tomato that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Pigeon always had with them a teapot to put down their trousers. It is a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Exciting Pigeon had a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.