The Fat Pigeon

The Fat Pigeon had a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a ball is the item to select.

The Fat Pigeon desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Pigeon always carried a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

The Fat Pigeon often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. It is a different proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Pigeon desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Fat Pigeon searched for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.