His Stupid Pigeon

His Stupid Pigeon owned a custard pie that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Pigeon desired a wig that they liked to hug. This seems to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Pigeon wanted a stapler that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Pigeon owned a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was sublime. A teapot was the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Pigeon desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often share. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Pigeon wanted a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.