His Nervous Pigeon

His Nervous Pigeon needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Pigeon found a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.

His Nervous Pigeon desperately needed a CD player that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Pigeon desired a teapot that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Nervous Pigeon always carried a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It would have been an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Pigeon carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It is an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.