Their Beautiful Pigeon

Their Beautiful Pigeon desperately desired a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Pigeon desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Pigeon craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Pigeon needed a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item chosen.

Their Beautiful Pigeon often carried a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Pigeon desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player of all things.