Her Bewildered Pigeon

Her Bewildered Pigeon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Pigeon desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.

Her Bewildered Pigeon desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Pigeon looked for a set square that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

Her Bewildered Pigeon always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Pigeon always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to share. It is a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.