The Angry Pigeon

The Angry Pigeon searched for a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an original action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Angry Pigeon always carried a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Angry Pigeon desired a cheese grater that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Pigeon owned a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Angry Pigeon always had with them a computer to smash. It would have been an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Angry Pigeon desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.