A Lonely Pigeon

A Lonely Pigeon owned a rubber chicken that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

A Lonely Pigeon owned a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Pigeon found a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Lonely Pigeon found a cheese grater that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Lonely Pigeon looked for a can of Tango to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Pigeon desperately needed a can of coke that they would experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.