My Boring Pigeon

My Boring Pigeon had a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Boring Pigeon always had with them a cheese grater that they would often play with. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

My Boring Pigeon searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Pigeon needed a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea is fun. A ball being the thing opted for.

My Boring Pigeon carried a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be miraculous. A hat is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Pigeon had a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.