Grumpy Pigeon

Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a can of coke to share. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Pigeon owned a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Grumpy Pigeon desperately looked for a tomato to throw. It should be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Pigeon carried a helmet that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Pigeon found a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.

Grumpy Pigeon had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.