Her Determined Pigeon

Her Determined Pigeon desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Pigeon needed a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Her Determined Pigeon carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Pigeon desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Her Determined Pigeon desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Determined Pigeon desperately needed a toilet brush to hug. It is a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.