The Red Pigeon

The Red Pigeon looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Red Pigeon always kept a hat that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Red Pigeon craved for a stretchman that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Red Pigeon always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a new proposal, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Red Pigeon wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Pigeon had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.