His Troubled Pigeon

His Troubled Pigeon desperately needed a rubber johnny to cuddle. It would be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Pigeon had a pint of cider that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Pigeon desperately wanted a tomato to drop. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

His Troubled Pigeon desired a stretchman that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Pigeon wanted a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.

His Troubled Pigeon desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be wonderful. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.