His Troubled Pigeon

His Troubled Pigeon found a set square that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a set square would be the item chosen.

His Troubled Pigeon desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

His Troubled Pigeon always had with them a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen item.

His Troubled Pigeon owned a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a strange action, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

His Troubled Pigeon looked for a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

His Troubled Pigeon always kept a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.