The Boring Pigeon

The Boring Pigeon always carried a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Boring Pigeon desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Boring Pigeon desperately desired a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. It might be a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Pigeon desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pigeon often carried a wig to cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A wig being the thing opted for.

The Boring Pigeon had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.