The Silly Pigeon

The Silly Pigeon found a mug to break. This seems to be a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.

The Silly Pigeon desperately desired a bat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen item.

The Silly Pigeon found a big sponge that they would insert somewhere. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Silly Pigeon looked for a lava lamp to demolish. This seems an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Silly Pigeon needed a set square to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

The Silly Pigeon desperately wanted a radiator to eat. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.