My Mess

in #poetry • 8 years ago

I just came to fart, but I got much more
Now I have a mess to clean up on the floor
To look at it you would not think
That it would be such a big stink
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The smell makes me want to hold my nose
But it needs cleaning up, so here it goes
I know that my wife is sure to be mad
It’s the last bottle of perfume that she had

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     8 years ago 

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     8 years ago (edited)

    this poem stinks :P haha jk

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       8 years ago 

      Actually it does, or did.

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         8 years ago 

        AHAHAHA! Great twist at the end! I seriously did not see that coming haha! What a creative way to convey a funny event. You have a way with words, man!

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           8 years ago 

          Thanks. It just came to me. I have others that are similar on my page. Feel free to read them all. You might like the one I call "Killer Love".

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             8 years ago 

            Poetry that comes unexpectedly is almost always a winner! I'll check them out soon.

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