
Ah the poetry slam, it's back and I am glad of it!! Here is my wee entry!
If I put it in a bottle
And throw it out to sea
But neglect to put my name on it
Will you know that it's from me?
Would that even matter
As you fished it from the deep
A letter sent, a message held
For you to read and keep
But when you read the content
The words that I lay bare
You'll know me then for who I am
Oh yes I do declare!
For I write that I am coming
My vengeance will be swift
This prison can't contain me
And it's fair to say I'm miffed
So pack your bags you scurvy dogs
Or hide beneath your beds
The boom boom man is coming
And he means to take your heads!

original pics from pixabay, vastly edited by me
Ooooh! I love that one!
You might even make a dollar from that one!
AWESOME!
Cheers!! Aaarr, it's doubloon's I be after lass!!
Why are pirates 'piratey'?
Because they ARRRR!
Haha, that is one of my favourite jokes!
Of course! :)
Arrrrggghhhh that be a good one Captain!
Aaaahhhhaaaaaaar!! Thank ee kindly landlubber!! :O)
Drops da Boom Mic.
Mad cheers.
Heads rolls.
Cue Ominous Scottish Pipes
Hehe I like that! Especially the ominous scottish pipes!
By the sound of it, I'd suspect you were slightly more than miffed ;) OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Great poem, Boom Boom Man
Lol, cheers dude! So glad I didn't miss this one! I love the word miffed!
@meesterboom
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hahaha - good one chico I mean captain crook - hook's taken ey?
AAAAR!! That be right me hearty!!! AAAAR!!!