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Ned be no friend of mine.

That was sarcasm...
:)
oh well....gotta hit my thumb now and then, can't expect to hit the nail a 100% of the time

hmmm...this reminds me of a time I went to Lakeside to hear a French singer...afterwards, I shared a tiny bed with a pretty but just engaged girl (we were sort of friends) and as I lay with my back to her, I looked up at my tuxedo hanging from a screw on the door, so I told her:

Thanks for letting me have the only screw in the room.

She had a laughing fit and told me that is the closest she has come to wanting to have sex with me.

They tend to give in to you, the night before the wedding, from past experience, shh I never told you. :-)

The link though, oh that link, it was priceless, thank you lol. :-)