Degrees of pighood

Believe it or not, I can somehow remember being 22 or 24 years old and thinking that Dick Nixon had to be the worst president there could ever be... That was before Jimmy Farter, SlicKKK KKKlintler, Bork Hussein Obunga, the Stumblebum or the intended next demopoop president (the KKKookaburra)_.. What I did not understand in 1969 was that there are degrees of being a pig; Dick and Spiro were just first or second degree pigs; SlicKKK and Bork are fourth or fifth degree pigs. That is similar to sport judo in which fourth or fifth dan/degree black belt means a contender for world championships...