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RE: I love a royal wedding: it presents so many opportunities to screw the country over!
Definitely a good day to bury bad news. Still, I hope a few Daily Heil readers were fuming at all those black faces in the royal church and having a black preacher quoting Martin Luther King.
I'm off to play my guitar at a royal wedding do even though I'm not a royalist.
Have you got a license for that? Please ensure you register with your local council before attempting to provide any form of spontaneous entertainment. Forms EL1129, 3383 and 3992 will suffice, but you must complete a full background check to make sure you have at least one sexual offense against children before being allowed to perform. Thank you.
I was thinking of playing Two Little Boys, Jake the Peg and Tie Me Kangaroo Down. Too soon?
Hahahah. Nice one.