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Oh Tessie are you a Man Ure supporter?

Pffffwwwaaaaaa hhhhhaaaaaaa.....you have got to be kidding? Haven't you been paying attention at all Serf? No of course you haven't. Let me spell it out for you. IM THE MOTHER FUCKING PRIME MINISTER.

What do I care about some cretin kicking around a ball whilst thousands of shaved Northern apes jump up and down wanking each other off?

That said, I do like Ludo.

ahhh football!