The Magical Poodle

The Magical Poodle needed a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

The Magical Poodle found a bag of poop that they liked to smash. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Poodle desperately looked for a cucumber that they would hug. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Poodle desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It should have been a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Poodle desperately searched for a sponge to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Magical Poodle desired a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a melon being the item selected.