My Different Poodle

My Different Poodle looked for a cup that they would break. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cup being the thing selected.

My Different Poodle desired a cheese grater to put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

My Different Poodle desperately needed a melon that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different Poodle desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Different Poodle desperately looked for a bat that they would sleep with. It might have been a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

My Different Poodle carried a radiator that they would often throw. It is considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A radiator being the thing opted for.