The Green Poodle

The Green Poodle owned a stapler that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Green Poodle desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Green Poodle desperately desired a sword that they liked to share. It was a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Poodle searched for a can of coke that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Green Poodle craved for a cucumber that they would often play with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Poodle desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.