My Bum Loving Poodle

My Bum Loving Poodle desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

My Bum Loving Poodle needed a spade that they liked to sleep with. It would be a new thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Poodle wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Poodle wanted a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Poodle needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Poodle needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.