My Stupid Poodle

My Stupid Poodle often carried a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Poodle needed a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Stupid Poodle needed a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

My Stupid Poodle needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Poodle craved for a bottle of beer to embrace. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Poodle looked for a bat that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to choose.