The Orange Poodle

The Orange Poodle always kept a cup to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Poodle craved for a bag of flour to demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Orange Poodle desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Poodle craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Orange Poodle owned a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Orange Poodle always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.