A Ugly Poodle

A Ugly Poodle needed a bag of poop to put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to worship. This seems to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Ugly Poodle always carried a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

A Ugly Poodle always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an original operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Poodle always carried a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It might be an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Poodle craved for a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.