The Boring Poodle

The Boring Poodle wanted a bottle of wine to play with. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Poodle looked for a custard pie that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Boring Poodle carried a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Poodle needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Boring Poodle wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It might be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Poodle found a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.