The Funny Prince

The Funny Prince desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was wonderful. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Prince looked for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Funny Prince found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Funny Prince looked for a sponge to play with. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Prince often carried a painting of a melon to sit and look at. This seems a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Prince desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would annihilate One might say this is a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.