The Crypting Prince

The Crypting Prince desperately craved for a big sponge to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Prince wanted a pint of cider that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Prince searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Crypting Prince owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was epic. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Prince owned a bat to sleep with. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Prince always carried a mug to hug. It would have been a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a mug is the thing to select.