The Square Prince

The Square Prince desperately craved for a bag of poop to share. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Square Prince looked for a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator having that done to it

The Square Prince often carried a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is exciting. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Square Prince needed a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Square Prince desperately needed a bag of flour to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Prince owned a can of coke that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.