Their Depressed Prince

Their Depressed Prince found a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Prince desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often throw. One might say this is an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Their Depressed Prince desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Depressed Prince always carried a sponge that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was fun. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Prince desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would eat. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Their Depressed Prince owned a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.