The Red Prince

The Red Prince wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Red Prince always had with them a helmet that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be amazing. A helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Red Prince looked for a mug that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Red Prince desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Red Prince owned a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Red Prince desperately desired a big sponge that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.