The Bum Loving Prince

The Bum Loving Prince always carried a ball to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Prince always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Prince carried a melon to share. It might have been a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Prince often carried a computer to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Prince often carried a toilet brush that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Prince desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.