A Confused Prince

A Confused Prince desperately needed a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be spectacular. A pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Confused Prince looked for a hat that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

A Confused Prince always carried a piece of paper to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

A Confused Prince desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an original activity, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Prince desperately needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

A Confused Prince had a pen that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.