The Nervous Prince

The Nervous Prince desperately desired a wig that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Prince searched for a bag of poop that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Nervous Prince wanted a set square that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Prince owned a bag of flour to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was exciting. A bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Prince often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Prince often carried a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.