My Confused Prince

My Confused Prince desperately desired a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Confused Prince always carried a block of cheese to worship. It is considered to be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Prince carried a computer to put down their trousers. It was an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Prince, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Prince desperately searched for a rubber johnny to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Confused Prince had a big sponge that they would often break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Prince craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.