The Foolish Prince

The Foolish Prince owned a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Prince always kept a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Prince searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Foolish Prince wanted a crown that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A crown being the chosen item.

The Foolish Prince needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Prince carried a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sponge is the item to choose.