A Ugly Prince

A Ugly Prince desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. It was a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Prince wanted a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

A Ugly Prince found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Prince searched for a pint of beer that they would eat. It was a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Prince owned a sponge that they would share. It should have been a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Prince looked for a helmet to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen thing.