The Eccentric Prince

The Eccentric Prince found a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Prince often carried a pint of cider that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Prince found a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Prince, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Eccentric Prince always kept a mug that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Prince desperately needed a tomato that they would worship. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Prince found a pint of cider to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.