The Lonely Princess

The Lonely Princess craved for a magic 8 ball to play with. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Lonely Princess desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Lonely Princess desired a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Princess desired a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It was an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Lonely Princess always carried a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen item.

The Lonely Princess desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It would have been a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.