His Fat Princess

His Fat Princess always kept a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny idea, to me, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Princess often carried a bat that they liked to drop. It was a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

His Fat Princess carried a custard pie that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Princess carried a can of coke to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Fat Princess wanted a computer that they sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered it was exciting. A computer being the thing opted for.

His Fat Princess desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.