My Bewildered Princess

My Bewildered Princess desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to worship. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Princess searched for a can of Tango to embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Princess wanted a can of Tango to smash. It would be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Princess desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to you, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is stunning. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Princess had a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Princess owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.