Bum Loving Princess

Bum Loving Princess needed a wig that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Princess always kept a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Princess desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Princess had a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is stunning. A custard pie is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Princess always kept a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a ball of all things.