A Lonely Princess

A Lonely Princess found a bottle of beer to smash. It might be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

A Lonely Princess carried a block of cheese that they would play with. This might appear to be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Princess looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Princess looked for a wig that they would often drop. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Princess desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato having that done to it

A Lonely Princess owned a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A cup is the thing to select.